Fun New Henry Porter Ride Now Open And I Definitely Know What It’s Called

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ISLANDS OF ADVENTURE - A feeling of celebration is in the air this morning as a brand new ride opens up in The Wonderful World of Henry Porter - Hogtown! The new ride is the first addition to Hogtown since the area opened, and there’s no reason to think that I don’t know what it’s called. What’s it called? Oh boy. Okay... Hongar’s Magical Motorcycle Venture.

And it’s the best ride Universal has built since Henry Porter and the Forgotten Journal! It’s also the second update to the entire Wonderful World, after the second Porter themed area, Dragon Alley, debuted 5 years ago. And in case you were doubting my true Henry Porter fandom, yes I do know the name of the ride in Dragon Alley. It’s Henry Porter and the Escape to Grinchmas. And it’s a lot of fun and we’ve all been on it so I don’t have to go into detail about what the ride is like because we all know and we all like it.

And we all like Hongar’s Magical Motorcycle Venture, too! On this new experience, Hongar will send you into the woods on his motorcycle to look for his... hold on. Don’t tell me..... hmm. It’s like a scorpion looking thing? God, what is it called? A blast-ended skrewt? That can’t be right. Who wrote this? That has to be a mistake.

The new ride is fun and I rode it and I knew what all the things were and you can ride it now!


Joe Scoop