EPCOT, WALT DISNEY WORLD - In this age of growing mistrust in the establishment, it is easy for niche groups to attract new followers. The most recent example made its presence public last week when a group of protesters gathered outside the gates of Walt Disney’s Epcot Center to spread their belief that Spaceship Earth, the iconic symbol of the park, is actually flat.
“We’re just here to tell people the truth,” said Stu Pidinski, a major voice in the movement. “From my point of view, it looks flat. You can’t prove it isn’t a huge flat disc that rotates to appear round from any angle I’m looking at it from. Therefore, I know, and will argue with full, arrogant confidence that what I think is true and what the entire rest of humanity says is a giant, impossibly well-coordinated cover-up.”
“If you say you can see it as round from somewhere else when I can see it, you’re lying.”
RPN wanted to ask more questions, but... honestly why are we even entertaining this? This is ridiculous. Anybody who believes this is mentally defective and a lost cause.
Ugh.
Joe Scoop
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