FACEBOOK - After much deliberation and half a case of Bud Lite, Leroy Revinski, 37, finally musters the courage to click post.
"Everyone knows that theme park public forums are the best places to pick up chicks, obviously," said Revinski. "After years of lurking in the shadows and clicking like on the comments of the hot moms with the most cleavage in their profile pictures, I got frustrated with the lack of responses from these women. A man can only be ignored so many times before he has to take matters into his own hands".
Leroy's post, simply entitled "Anyone Need a Ride Buddy? 😉" has been up for two hours now. Posted alongside a photograph of Revinski holding up an eggplant while riding Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey, the post has garnered little reaction so far. One commenter simply asked, "how'd u get that banana on the ride".
"This isn't the reaction I was expecting. Do you know how hard it is to smuggle an entire eggplant past Universal security?
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Okay, not that hard but still."
Despite his failure, Leroy does plan to try his post again in the next few weeks, hoping the holiday season brings in some fresh catches, and finally takes him from Single Rider to Frequent Flyer.
"Next time, I'll bring the pineapple instead."
Count Ghoulscare
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