ORLANDO, FL- Universal Orlando Resort started their new marketing campaign today, entirely focused on how empty their parks are until right before the Holiday Season.
Entitled UniversalSZN, a brand new commercial promoting the campaign is currently being spread all over social media.
When asked for comments, a Universal Orlando marketing executive said this, "We know no-one cares about our parks after Halloween Horror Nights are over, and the only guests attending are the ones in the Universal Orlando Annual Passholder Group, that one guy who comes to ride Supercharged three times a week, and the six people in the world who haven't seen the Wizarding World of Harry Potter yet. In other words, the actual crazies. This is our attempt to bring in more than the 100 people who come every single day already."
The commercial ends with "Make sure to get here early, we close at 6 because we can't afford to pay for outdoor lighting and streetlamps."
The UniversalSZN ad campaign should run until mid-December.
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