LIBERTY SQUARE, MAGIC KINGDOM - News out of the Hall of Presidents says the Audio Animatronic Commander in Chief has proposed a complete and immediate deportation of all multi-cultural figures in “it’s a small world.” If the motion is approved by a majority of the other 44 Presidents, the figures would be relocated to Epcot’s World Showcase.
“Nobody loves little singing ethnic kids more than I do. Believe me. Nobody has done more for the multicultural kid community than me. Ask anybody,” said the Trump figure. “But we have to put the Magic Kingdom first.”
The fake, but arguably more real President seemed undisturbed by arguments that all of the countries represented in “small world” aren’t present in Epcot. He also didn’t seem to mind that the figures aren’t from other countries and were actually American made.
The newly vacated spots would be replaced with animatronic figures of American coal miners.
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