WALT DISNEY WORLD – Pecos Bill’s is known for its acceptable
Mexican food for theme park standards and endless toppings bar. But all this
freedom comes at a price. The impending risk of death.
“Knowing I can put a half gallon of sour cream on my nachos
is a liberty not to be taken lightly in the world of overpriced theme park food”
states Cleveland Stockton, a visiting tourist from Melbourne Beach, Florida “Knowing
there is a defibrillator at the ready makes the whole thing much more
comfortable.”
The topping bar also features Jalapenos and cheese, which according
to health experts is a recipe for disaster in an all you can eat environment.
“I can’t control myself when it comes to unlimited toppings” admitted Stockton “so it’s not a matter of IF I’ll have a cardiac episode, but
when…probably today.”
Cleveland is survived by his Wife and 2 cats. He was 32 years of age.
Will Billiams
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