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Saturday, November 10, 2018

Grandson Delivers Grandma's Ashes To Most Magical Place On Earth, Casey's Corner

MAIN STREET USA, MAGIC KINGDOM- A visiting tourist from Omaha, Nebraska was escorted out and trespassed from Magic Kingdom today after being caught opening his grandmother's urn and tossing her remains out front of Casey's Corner.

In the video we were shown by park security this morning, Randy Jobes, 38, is seen walking to the front of the beloved Main Street dining location and pulling a small metal object out of his cargo shorts pocket.

"By the time we arrived, it was too late. The damage was done," a security guard who wishes to remain anonymous told us.

In this exclusive security footage provided to RPN, we see Randy open up the urn and vigorously shake it all over the promenade of the classic dining location. People are seen running for shelter. A few of the slower guests didn't make it out before being enveloped in a cloud of what was once Sandra Jobes.

"There were ashes everywhere, all over my beloved corn dog nuggets! But also, and not as importantly, in my least favorite child's mouth," Rebecca Wilson told us.

"It was like that volcano scene in the new Jurassic Park movie," said Casey's Corner cast member Katie Ann.

When asked for comment, Randy had this to say.

"Grandma and I used to ride all the classics together, Peter Pan, Pirates, The Haunted Mansion. But we loved doing our favorite thing the most, visiting Casey's Corner and sharing a hot dog.

There's nowhere she'd rather be than here. Surrounded by people who not only share her love for Walt Disney World, but her love for delicious, foot long hot dogs in a classic Americana setting."

Understandably, a majority of guests were not as understanding. However, some made horrifying, personal realizations.

"I ate the entire hot dog before I realized what happened," Christoff from Russia said. "I'm mortified at how delicious it was."

We have reached out to the Walt Disney Company for comments and will keep you updated as more news becomes available.

Count Ghoulscare 

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