ORLANDO, Fl- BREAKING: We at RPN are receiving news that The MIB gift shop doors at Universal Studios Florida were left open overnight leading to what meteorologists are describing as “A new Ice Age” as the worlds strongest air conditioner has frozen parts of the southeastern United States. Reports indicate that the issue may be resolved once team members working there are clocked in and can close the doors but the damage may have already been done. More to come as this story develops. May Gerg have mercy on our souls.
Will Billiams
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