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Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Exciting! Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge to Include Intergalactic Trade Policy Seminar


DISNEYLAND PARK - As excitement for Disney’s new Star Wars land coming to Disneyland and Hollywood Studios grows, there’s constantly more and more to look forward to! Attractions based on the Millennium Falcon and escaping the First Order will be joined by a seminar explaining the politics behind intergalactic trade deals!



Disney park expansions usually consist of a few lesser attractions to help round out the land. These attractions are normally more suitable for very young children, such as Mater’s Junkyard Jamboree in Cars Land and the Na’Vi River Journey in Pandora: The World of Avatar.



The seminar will be in the form of a short film presentation hosted by Viceroy Nute Gunray. Young Padawans will learn the intricate details that go into making trade deals between systems and preventing disputes that lead to a whole mess of violence and separatist movements within the Republic. Don’t have too much fun, kids!



The billion dollar expansion will also feature a table where kids can use space pigments to color on paper.



It’s crayons. Your kids will go to Disney and color with crayons.





Joe Scoop

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