Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Keeping in step with Disney ticket increases, Cici's Pizza raises buffet price to $7.99

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INTERNATIONAL DRIVE, ORLANDO FL - Many pizza fans are outraged today upon learning that Cici's Pizza locations in the greater Orlan...
Thursday, January 30, 2020

Pitbull, Jason Derulo and Macklemore Trapped in Hot Air Balloon Over Atlantic Ocean, Unable to Perform at Universal Mardi Gras

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UNIVERSAL ORLANDO RESORT - Universal’s annual Mardi Gras celebration is kicking off its 2020 season on February 1st. The event promises...
Friday, December 13, 2019

The Child Soldiers of the Resistance: An Exposé

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BLACK SPIRE OUTPOST, BATUU - At Real Park News, we try to stay unbiased on heated issues. We typically stay out of political news alt...
Sunday, September 8, 2019

Halloween Horror Nights Goes Soft as Fans Complain About Lack of Real Murders

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UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FLORIDA - Universal Orlando Resort’s most popular annual event is back again as Halloween Horror Nights begins its 29...
Sunday, August 25, 2019

Disney Cancels Brazil Pavillion After Finding Out About I-Drive

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ANAHEIM, CA - Rumors of a Brazil Pavillion in Epcot World Showcase have been circling for some time now and even "Confirmed" ...
Thursday, August 1, 2019

Universal Announces Amazing New Thing for Dumb People to Be Mad At

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ORLANDO, FL - Representatives from Universal Parks and Resorts announced this morning that a bunch of freaking idiots will be mad at th...
Tuesday, June 18, 2019

Sonny Eclipse Announces Summer 2019 Tour Dates

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Exciting news! Legendary lounge singer Sonny Eclipse has just announced his tour dates for Summer 2019! The singer has been known to play...