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Tuesday, November 11, 2025

Door left open at MIB gift shop overnight; New Ice Age Imminent

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ORLANDO, Fl- BREAKING: We at RPN are receiving news that The MIB gift shop doors at Universal Studios Florida were left open overnight leadi...
Monday, June 2, 2025

"Rockit" To dismantle itself by just running a few trains through on August 18th

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  ORLANDO, FL Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit opened in 2009 to thunderous applause and has thrilled guests from all over the world since. But it ...
Wednesday, February 26, 2025

Universal Rumored To Add 50-cent Surcharge to Riding in Yoshi Egg Due To Shortages

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  Photo Courtesy of @onoheytrip ORLANDO, FLORIDA - The Opening of Epic Universe is right around the corner. As the most advanced theme park ...
Thursday, July 1, 2021

Universal Orlando Resort Curious If Article Will Be Written About Tweet

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  ORLANDO, FL - in the age of the 24-hour news cycle, many stories go unnoticed by many. Often times, articles get little to no attention wh...
Wednesday, December 16, 2020

Even Trump Animatronic Rejects Election Fraud Case

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MAGIC KINGDOM PARK, FLORIDA - After weeks of filing lawsuits in various courts and states, President Trump has had no success in overturning...
Tuesday, August 4, 2020

Disney: All New Rides Based on Racist Movies Must Be Bad on Purpose

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ANAHEIM, CA - Well, it’s finally happened. After years of fans complaining about the racist source material for the classic Disney dark flum...

Invisible Man Revealed As Icon/Theme for Halloween Horror Nights 2020

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ORLANDO, FL - Get ready fright fans! The universal monsters are back! We'll, one of them anyways. Universal has revealed that the icon (...
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