UNIVERSAL ORLANDO RESORT - In an unprecedented move for public health and safety this week, Universal announced that all designated smoking areas in their parks would be relocated to the rooftops of any building in the resort. This is being applauded as a fair alternative to banning smoking altogether.
“Cigarette smoke is one of the most harmful things a person can encounter on an average day, but we know that many visitors to our parks smoke,“ said Universal Health Director Dr. Frank Victorstein. “We think it’s fair to ask smokers to find their way up on top of any building they see if they want to pollute their lungs and the air around them.”
One thing the resort will not provide is any assistance in getting onto the rooftops. “We’re telling you it’s okay to smoke up there. Getting up there? That’s up to you.”
Some guests have already reported plans to quit smoking in order to more easily climb buildings, thus making it unnecessary to climb the buildings.
Joe Scoop
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