5 Must-See Acts at the Magic Kingdom Parking Lot Tram Comedy Festival

MAGIC KINGDOM - If you’re a fan of theme parks and comedy, you’re in luck! The Magic Kingdom Parking Lot Tram Comedy Festival is currently under way, and this lineup is the strongest we’ve seen in years! Here are the 5 acts you simply CAN’T miss at this year’s Festival!

1. Becky from Kansas City, MO - Becky is one of the strongest performers we’ve ever seen grace the coveted tram microphone. Comfortable speaking behind an audience, she mines much of her material from conversations with riders on her tram. Sit in the back for the best experience at her show. Trust us, it’s worth it!
2. Carlos from Brooklyn, NY - Wait a second. Are there three people sharing the microphone back there? No, that’s just Carlos and his wacky voices! His character voices will chime in and interrupt him with references to Star Wars and Disney films! Count your blessings if you get Carlos on a villains tram, because he will roast those uptight heroes on the other side of the lot, and you’ll be roaring with laughter!
3. Tina from Chicago, IL - If there’s one thing Tina has in spades, it’s jokes! She has the perfect joke for every occasion, and you better believe she will drop the most topical, ill-conceived puns at just the right moment! Get ready to hear all those parking lot section names strung together so forcefully, you won’t even know what she’s talking about! Now that’s entertainment!
4. Simon from Eugene, OR - Simon was so goddamn funny, I blacked out and woke up on the tram only when the Cast Members made me leave because they were done running for the night. Attend Simon’s show with a friend, or at your own risk.
5. George from El Paso, TX - George is an elderly gentleman who specializes in anti-comedy so sharp, you’ll wonder if he was even telling jokes. With punchlines as diverse as the park’s closing time, parade and firework showtimes, and information on how late the trams operate on that given day, you’ll swear he was just performing the essential responsibilities of his job in a clear, precise manner. But rest assured, what he’s saying is hilarious!

Joe Scoop